welcome to the official stump lovers appreciation gallery. now, featuring even more symbiotic relationships!

now accepting log lovers, lichen lickers and slug buddies.

“if a sunbeam wounds me, i shall succumb on the moss”-arthur rimbaud

worms eat free every wednesday!

join me in an appreciation of all that rots.

well, it’s 1-2-3, what are we rotting for? don’t ask me i don’t give a damn. next stop is lichen-land.

spores make the forest go around.

yes, my friends, you too can enjoy stumps. for free! all you need to do is go outside, you are almost guaranteed to find one eventually. stump-spotting makes an excellent date activity and all you need are a pair of sensible shoes and a spotty dog.

stumps do appreciate your attention, as they are often overlooked by those who stand on them to look at other stuff like birds, “the colors”,  stupid sunsets and such.

stumps come in all shapes and sizes! somewhere out there is the right stump for you.

and remember, i’m not just the stump club president, i’m also a client.