so, did you hear the one about the ragingly awesome flowers?

two flowers walk into a bar…

rose love

why did the flower cross the road?

beach legume

knock knock! who’s there? flowers!

makin’ bee barf

flower? i hardly know her!


who flowers on first?

roadside tansy

what do i look like, a flower?


and then the flower says….


what is the sound of 2 flowers clapping?

st john’s wort




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